Sydney Hamburger

I am getting another one of these asap.

Tim Tam Slams are for amateurs

I am not a big fan of the tim tam slam. The first time I tried to do it, the whole thing fell in my cup. It was a big fail. All my fault, but still.

The other day I was cutting up some amazing looking strawberries and I wished I had some chocolate bars to melt and dip in. No chocolate bar, however, yes tim tams...

I put them in the microwave for 45 seconds and the two biscuits reluctantly separated in the gooey chocolaty goodness and I put some cut up strawberries on top. I think it was a success.

I wish I had some Cool-Whip to put on top though, although I can't seem to find that anywhere in Sydney, any ideas?

P.S. I just learned that Arnott named the biscuits Tim Tam after he went to the Kentucky Derby and named it after the winning horse. And since I lived in Kentucky for 10 years, I pretty much feel a personal connection to the biscuits. Yes. Definitely.

Now some pictures to lure you into the idea.

A bowl of strawberries. hmmm what to do?

You put them on melted tim-tams of course!!

High Tea at the Victoria Room

I was very excited to hear that Australia is the number 4 country in the world for drinking the most tea. I came to the right country! I mean I guess I could've gone to England or Ireland but the sunshine in Australia is quite addicting. And of course being a crazy tea fiend, I had to do high tea.

Time for High tea! Very dimly lit room but a very exotic and mysterious feel.

The High Tea menu although I thought they could do better than the white tea cups and stainless steel teapots. Maybe next time I'll bring my own tea cozy to dress it up.

The sugar "mis" cubes are just too precious.

Tea Sandwiches: Chicken and Wild Herb was my favorite. And the Salmon with Watercress on wheat bread was so delicious. Very delicately made. I'm glad it wasn't just some piece of ham slapped onto pieces of ill shaped bread.

The dessert selection. Oh goodness. I wish these were like ten times the size. I normally really don't like cheesecakes, but these mini ones were very creamy and awesome. The chocolate mousse in chocolate cup along with raspberry on top dusted with confectioner's sugar was a work of art. The red velvet cupcake was pretty normal, but who doesn't like red velvet cupcake? Oh my roommate, ha. Um the strawberry tart had a very delicious cream cheese filling. I hoped for little tiramisu cups or something but these definitely fit the bill.

The scones. They were pretty normal scones. The creme fraiche with scone was unbelievable though. I want to eat that thing by the spoonful.

A wonderful tea time experience with Jo!! and we ended it with glasses of sparkling wine! Perfect afternoon.

Heaps of Food Pictures

Yummy rice pudding I found at The Chicken Shop on King Street Newtown. Delicious. I am addicted. Too bad they only make them like twice a week.

Chocolate Soufflé at the Max Brenner Chocolate Bar. warm and goooey

Pancakes on the Rocks! Basically a fancier Waffle House. But I don't know what it is with Australian bacon but it's amazing!! Hash browns taste weirdly similar to Waffle House. Eggs were a little dry, not nothing unfix-able by loads of Tabasco

The Farmer's Market. Lots of organic produce and different food vendors. I got this delicious Free range egg and bacon sandwich. I don't know why roaming around makes chicken produce awesome eggs but that's all I am getting from now on. So perfectly orange yolk. Really good for samples if you're hungry on a Saturday morning.

You know you're in Sydney when...

In no particular order

• all the birds sound angry and are ready to attack food aka you
• you have to sort out all your problems by 5pm Friday because noone is available on weekends even if they're supposed to be working
• the sun is bright enough to shine out your ass
• the bus fine for putting your feet on seats is twice as much as drinking alcohol on bus.
• Chinese restaurants barter for you to go eat there
• they charge you money for take out boxes (same for China)
• people are willing to go out of their way to help you. Thanks to the IT guys at Uni
• everything that the IT guys deal with goes wrong
• you almost get hit by 5 cars in one day
• you stumble across the best food at the best markets sold by the best people
• you don't have to get worried about getting molested on the dancefloor
• you just want to dance
• crazy homeless people chain smoke 17 dollar pack cigarettes

• even if things in life go wrong, you are still enjoying every single minute of it.