You know you're in Sydney when...

In no particular order

• all the birds sound angry and are ready to attack food aka you
• you have to sort out all your problems by 5pm Friday because noone is available on weekends even if they're supposed to be working
• the sun is bright enough to shine out your ass
• the bus fine for putting your feet on seats is twice as much as drinking alcohol on bus.
• Chinese restaurants barter for you to go eat there
• they charge you money for take out boxes (same for China)
• people are willing to go out of their way to help you. Thanks to the IT guys at Uni
• everything that the IT guys deal with goes wrong
• you almost get hit by 5 cars in one day
• you stumble across the best food at the best markets sold by the best people
• you don't have to get worried about getting molested on the dancefloor
• you just want to dance
• crazy homeless people chain smoke 17 dollar pack cigarettes

• even if things in life go wrong, you are still enjoying every single minute of it.